The 40 Great Lies of Rock n' Roll.

1. The booking is definite.
2. Your check is in the mail.
3. We can fix it in the mix.
4. The show starts at eight.
5. My agent will take care of it.
6. Your tickets will be at the door.
7. I know your mic is on.
8. It sounds in tune to me.
9. The roadie took care of it.
10. She'll be backstage after the show.
11. Yes, the spotlight will be on you during your solo.
12. The club will provide the PA and the lights.
13. We'll have lunch sometime.
14. We'll have it ready before tonight.
15. We'll let you know.
16. I had nothing to do with the breakup of your marriage... it was already on the rocks.
17. The place was packed.
18. We'll have you back next week.
19. Don't worry, you'll be the headliner.
20. My last band had a record deal, but we broke up before recording the album.
21. Someone will be there to let you guys in early.
22. I've been playing for twenty years.
23. We'll have the flyers printed tomorrow.
24. I'm with the band.
25. The band drinks free.
26. You'll get your cut tonight--no problem.
27. You'll have no problem fitting the speaker into the trunk of your car.
28. There'll be lots of roadies when you get there.
29. I know we'll get some applause after the next tune.
30. We'll have plenty of time for a sound check.
31. We'll definitely come see you play tonight.
32. You can depend on me.
33. You won't have to play any requests.
34. We have this great gig in Vegas next month.
35. The other band will be glad to let you use their PA.
36. I am singing on key--the PA's screwing up.
37. Sounds good to me.
38. You won't have any trouble finding the place.
39. I just use this little amp for small gigs--I've got a Marshall stack at home.
40. This coke isn't cut.